You're overreacting Kyle. The Cavaliers desperately need a rim presence. Mozgov provides that in spades. No one else is going to willingly give up a youngish 7 footer that can clean the glass. The Grizzlies and Thunder are pretty comfortably "good" teams, so one of those picks will be in the high teens at best. Now…

I know I'm old and in the "get off my lawn!" stage of my life when the title already made me go "UGH" and the first two paragrapsh had me saying "PASS. HARD PASS."

Sure, but it seems bizarre to talk about Skyrim then go on about how you want more character development, because Skyrim has virtually none. In fact Skyrim is all-round a pretty dodgy game outside of the exploration (esp. without mods). Whereas DA:I is a much more rounded game, with very much better "RPG stuff". You…

I'm sorry but if you are complaining about filler and it only took you 64 hours then you are doing something wrong. My first playthrough was 170 hours. I can complain about filler. You sound like you only did main quest missions. Hell a playthrough on DA2 without DLC will probably last at leats 50 hours so what the…

Hey Kyle,

I've never seen anyone do the push-ups right, as someone always says that! :D

Why is everybody acting like Scott was in the wrong? They are tanking.

Ref-jobbed shootout. Sweet Jesus, just go hit your pillow and have some warm milk little guy, there's always next year.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

I'm all aboard the Fuck the SEC train. Hopefully obnoxious terms like "SEC speed" can be put to rest forever. That "SEC speed" sure struggled to keep up with Ezekiel Elliott.

so anti-semitism is okay now?

No, it is Bruce Feldman. Feel free to click the link.

The Browns have been football champs, just not before they created the Super Bowl. It'd be like baseball calling it the Super World Series next season and all the teams start with 0 Super World Series Championships.

Cubs fans are adorable.

The Browns 4 NFL Championships are more relevant than the Cubs 2 WS wins, which yes, were prior to World War I.

no cubs fan butthurt detected

"As soon as I'm done being given so much material."

Ah, yes. Now tell us we're all puppets responding just as you planned while tilting your fedora to its most rakish angle, you mastermind, you.

So, when does this "satire" end and the smug prick facade drop?

I am afraid this may be a rhetorical question but, do you understand good satire?

I knew you'd be this type of person. Knew it.

I suspect you are not because this doesn't come off as satire at all—-you just sound smug.