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Oh fuck off. He doesn’t owe you a goddamn thing. And the tweet implies the issue was over his ability to do other work besides the Simpsons, not just back-end merchandise. Or, I guess, you could take Harvey Levin’s word. He seems trustworthy.

Dribblin’ Ben is fantastic. We live in an era where every sports mascot has to be shown being meaner and fiercer than the last one, which means we live in an era where some seriously angry mascots are getting stomped in the mudhole every week and going 3-13. Ben is a reminder that not everything about sports needs to

“Which is a shame, because they’ve got some of the NBA’s best jerseys.”

You don’t watch basketball much, do you?

I agree, and I’ve defended Blatt, but he does no favors for himself with his standard “I have the experience, I know what I’m doing” line. Can he learn to cook? Absolutely? Can he work at a four-star restaurant right now? We’ll find out, I guess, but it feels more and more like the thing succeeds in spite of Blatt and

Proportional to their respective heights, Cardale has 50 pounds on Noah, so I’m going with the QB.

Poor Pats, they never win anything.

“But I also had a chance to attend Floyd-Manny, which meant witnessing a once-in-a-generation fight in Vegas with my L.A. buddies. Can’t lose either way, right?”

Their socks are white and red and their helmet is gold. None of it works together, none of it represents a “solid” block of color, nothing about it is “clean.” It looks like a high school uniform. It looks like Default Blank Template.

Or maybe has eyes.

Their regular jerseys are also “solid color”.

“With him, CAVS could’ve had a higher seed and avoided Boston altogether.”

That’s not anywhere close to the truth. Wiggins right now is nowhere close to the player Love is. Will he be in the future? Probably, although his game showed some strange limitations as the season wore on. This year? Absolutely not.

“though trading Andrew is biting them in the ass pretty hard by now”

That would make sense if Bumgarner didn’t have a history of throwing at hitters he thought were one-upping him. And bat flips seem to make him especially crazy.

Because most people aren’t interested in seeing what Fred Durst would look like in whiteface and green hair, that’s why. It’s not “this characterization might be terrible!” It’s “those tattoos are stupid and give me a visceral feeling of fuck this.”

Please point out the “highlight”.