The guy who says he wants the delivery kid fired is arguing with people on Facebook over the entire affair. Sadly for him, he has neglected to set his Facebook privacy settings correctly. Enjoy while it lasts.

You should have been more careful, but on the other hand, you got fooled by one of many recent websites that claim to be "satire" but are really just dumps for pointless fake news stories which sound vaguely plausible unless you read very closely. I don't think a lot of people get just how good The Onion is at doing…

I have a pair of the Head gloves. They're alright to about 25-30 degrees. Maybe if you're just walking, but I've tried to use them cycling and can't really ride with only them on when it gets below 40.

I have a pair of the Head gloves. They're alright to about 25-30 degrees. Maybe if you're just walking, but I've…

Sure, when you go north. I lived in Oakland for six years and saw plenty of Ducks gear. Never mind that the Bay Area has its own universities and whatnot. Team Nike has a powerful pull, especially when it's backing a winning brand.

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

It didn't count because Urban Meyer is a mean person who didn't order his team to kneel or something.

So classless. Running the ball straight into the line. What an evil man.

I'm gonna be one of those people that complains the stuff coming out of North Carolina isn't as good as the stuff coming out of Chico. Otherwise, full agreement: the best all-around beer in America for my money. You can bring it anywhere and almost no one ever complains; even people who normally only drink Jimmy…

You sound like a fun and happy person.

Yep, that hurts, no matter how you feel about Romo. He was owed some good fortune. Now it's just more karma in the bank.

He completed his final ten passes of the game, two of them for TDs.

Fourteen people starred this idiocy?

Fuck you.

So, in other words, to answer Item 1, yes, they're sure about this.

Right now the Cavs are looking at three first-rounders in the next draft, even after this trade. Gotta do something with 'em.

"I'm a trendsetter! / I'm a go-getter!" Swae Lee squeals on "No Flex Zone," and that line is crucial to understanding the appeal here

Oh no. They can't make any more moves. They've hit the NBA Move Limit. What will they do without their second-string SG?

JR Smith's career FG%: .424

Deadspin wants to have its Lakercake and eat it too, waffling between apoplectics about how "terrible" the team is and apoplectics about how they're not terrible enough, hence, not entertaining enough. The only people who don't seem to know they're tanking are Carlos Boozer and Kobe Bryant, and those two mostly…

We just got Bozarked, I believe.