Maybe I should write for Bleacher Report?

Ape would occasionally get on a nice roll, but he was always too inconsistent. Or maybe just not as consistently shitty and angry as Magary, which is indeed a salable skill. Ape was also a little too fond of swinging in his sweet spot, namely doing racist impressions of Hines Ward.

His biggest fault was not noticing he was stuck in the middle of a pyramid scheme, but that's also the hardest point to tell that you're being scammed. You see people above you getting paid and people below you clamoring to climb onto the wagon, and you figure you must be on your way because you've been at it for so…

He had three million page views. Maybe you didn't read that far, which means you'll probably make a valuable Bleacher Report reader.

Congratulations on only taking two days to come up with that.

An exhibition that produces home field advantage for the league that wins the game. So, that.

Oh fuck right off with "classy." Where was MLB's "classy" tribute to Tony Gwynn tonight? Oh, that's right, no time since everything tonight was all about Jeter.

No, some of us are also mad because he did it. It didn't "sully the game" as much as it just potentially cost the NL home field advantage in the World Series. And if he was just joking, still kind of a dick move. Net result: Wainwright is a dick.

It's the Cardinal Way.

Well, it means that Nerlens Noel can't drive to the hoop when Andrew Wiggins is standing within five feet of it, so it does mean that,

Because this is a question too stupid to properly answer, that's why.

Strong take, but Waiters "severely below average"? No, not really. Slightly above, last year. His biggest weaknesses: 1) he takes too many bad shots and 2) his mouth. He's young and will get better and if he learns a little defense he'll actually be a valuable piece for somebody down the road. He improved greatly on…

That's the beauty of it. Everyone can be mad at me and everyone can be right.

in the case of Buffalo vs. Cleveland, no one really wins.

Next week on The Concourse: Would You Rather Die By Being Slowly Flayed or Stung By Thousands of Wasps?

She grew up in Florida. "Sharapova's Russia" is essentially her country in name and passport only, given she hasn't lived there since she was seven years old, which makes it even less likely she'd be familiar with cricket. Ask the average Floridian who Sachin Tendulkar is and you'll get the same answer.

Especially when Brandon Weeden is standing one locker over.

Or, you know, just be better than Brian Hoyer.

Billy Ballgame has spoken. Everyone leave the thread immediately.

He absolutely deserves it. The Heat have been getting the best player in the universe for the discount price for the last four years. He owes them nothing.