SAAB tried that:

I have to assume anyone NP’ing this is under 40. All Chryslers of this era were shit heaps. Not if you gave it to me.

There is no way an Outback is a babe magnet unless you are a middle aged babe looking for other middle aged babes.

By your logic...

Davis Divan is not a car because it has three wheels.

Tesla Model Y is not a car because it has no engine.

BAC Mono is not a car because it seats one.

Come on, man. Open your mind a little.

I like Taco(ma)s but good god they are overpriced. 

I’m an older outdoorsy type and drive a sedan but that’s exactly what I want it for. Throw my hiking, running, or biking gear into the bed and rinse it down once I get back home. Instead of what I currently do which is put the rear seats down and awkwardly load my bike sans front tire into the trunk and putting my…

It’s a 125 bud, don’t be an idiot.

“Why didn’t you stop?” Dunn questioned.

Actually, XJs came with V6s. Terrible GM-sourced 2.8-liters.

We don’t talk about them.

If someone pays the $7,500 I’m asking for this little machine, then I’ll probably forget all about this unfortunate incident.

If you’re a smart peoples, you have a folding 4'x8' trailer and just tow your load behind you.  Next.

dare to dream

Nope.
I used to own a Toyota Tacoma two door with a full sized bed, with a camper cover on the bed, and it was great for moving band equipment around and keeping it secure, as well as yes, holding full sheets of plywood when I wanted to build something.
Sadly, I had to sell truck some years ago, and it would be nice to…

I’m a family of one (not including cats) and one of those people who would vastly prefer a single/extended cab to a 4 door.... but at this price point I’d say fuck it and get this.

we arent allowed to have UTEs in the land of freedom 

I’ve been going on about wanting a small two door truck for ages and I gotta say, for $20k? Yeah I can happily make that concession for a small hybrid truck. I’m genuinely considering reserving one.

look at all the nonsense you have posted

This is the absolute perfect truck for most people who buy trucks. Therefore Ford will sell about a dozen of them and they’ll be discontinued in three years. 

Now, if there was a two-door, full sized bed version, it would have been perfect.

“when it does not raise the chances of other people dying.”