So I’m not the only one...

Crack pipe, and I’m sick of all the BMWs, which seem to be the most common marque on NPoCP.

I suspect she once had a license.

Well this discussion derailed quickly

No one ever trains for these situations.

This picture was actually pulled from the MISSING poster.

This is Jalopnik don’t you mean Duderonomy.

Being British I’m struggling to think why anyone would deliberately want to rebadge their car as a Vauxhall? Were they thinking it would somehow bestow a British accent on them and as a result make them more desirable to the opposite sex (don’t understand that one either but it worked for me as I’m married to an…

You’re splitting hairs because the Holden is RHD. The Astra was sold as both Vauxhall and Opel. So there’s no real “right” way to do this.

As an Astra owner, I’m probably more partial to these than the average Jalop, but holy shit! Eight grand!???

I watched almost the entire video in amazement and it finally hit me: This thing is a total parody of the people who purchase it. It’s like the billionaire version of Idiocracy.

Pretty sure that pretty lady on top is advising that I should always bring an extra pair of pants due to complete understeer.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

Found the Mustang owner.

There is only one Lust For Life.

“I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available even in soft Corinthian leather.”

Maybe he plays a white Fender Mustang? Could be a Kurt Cobain reference!

Fender Mustang? (Shown in White).

VIN/title shenanigans traced back to a dealership? Photo of the suspect below.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.