Gold toilets. Pretty much says everything you need to know about the man.

Yep. Pretty common among the old folks here in the PNW as a fish bait enhancer.

Yes. Please also advise those installing these headlamps in their lifted Wranglers to punch themselves in the face.

Distilled water? I always used fresh urine.

How’s reliability been on the Pacifica? 

$2400. 

If $2400 isn’t low enough for this much vehicle, then there’s no satisfying you.

Fact: vans of any sort are objectively the best type of vehicle.

Not enough nope. Aside from all the other obvious concerns, it's the opposite of a sleeper. Prepare to be pulled over at any speed.

How dare you.

My favorite part is the semi-truck heat shields.

I've owned 4 Mazdas. The first one was incidental, but I got hooked. Ironically, I've never owned a Miata in spite of being a huge fan of MG over the years. It's probably just a matter of time.

I didn't expect to become a Mazda fanboy. It just happened. Thanks, Mr. Matsuda.

If you're shopping for a replacement for your worn out Explorer, this thing is perfect.

Totally different. I drive a Mazda2 and it would indeed be fantastic with just a little more HP.

Hear hear! Enough with the reflexive demands for a sport edition of every damn thing. Save it for things that really need that. Give me a Mazdaspeed 3, don’t waste my time with a Corolla S.

Tell that to Mike Tyson’s face.

I don't want a Corten car, for a number of reasons.

Mr. Harriot, you’re my favorite writer on the internet.

Ultra lubed? Hot damn!