You fucked up, Kevin.

German AF. 

Please tell me the white supremacists are trying to co-opt Jar-Jar. 

You have a lot of fans here Bradley. I’ll slink back into the darkness.

That would be sad. I’ve been here for a long time.

I have.

Sure. Set your sights higher that bot-level writing. We can find videos.

Write better.

I can always tell which articles are Bradley's. In an annoying way.

Works great as long as you're driving into the sun.

Obviously I was overgeneralizing. My 92 pickup spent most of its life by the ocean, and while it’s rusty, it’s nothing like what a car from the midwest would look like after that many years. There’s rust and then there’s rust.

I'm guessing that air dam is intended as a "cow catcher" for all the pedestrians you're mowing down.

Everything was a deathtrap back then. No foolin.

The manufacturer declared them defective. Just fix it. I really want to like GM, but I hate this kind of shit.

Even if I won the lottery, I don't think I could break myself of the habit of only buying used cars. NP

As soon as you see that interior, you know what you're in for.

It's a feature, not a bug. The car is so expensive, you never stop paying for it. The ultimate in conspicuous consumption.

The vast majority of cars aren't on the coast.

Unless you’re on the coast, you won’t encounter much salt.

Cars don't rust in Oregon.