CP at any price.

I hate that front end so much.

I hope he's still at it at 74.

This is what David Tracy is trying to be. 

Put away your Daisy Dukes.

I paid $700 for a running 4x4 F150. 

You seem like a pretty smart guy, David. Why are you doing this?

Boo hoo.

He was just peeing. Sheesh.

The weirdest/most horrifying shit that’s ever happened to me was in small towns.

Sad thing is that that guy needed mental health care, not jail time.

Regardless of whether you’re just being a devil’s advocate asshole, or an actual asshole, you’re an asshole.

NYC is a freaking nightmare. No joke.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw a Citroen lift up its haunches to let me in. It was outside of London, and this magical suburban sedan was the epitome of European awesomeness to me at the time.

I was pleasantly surprised by my sedan with the zetec engine. I think I remember Mazda being involved in the development of the focus?

If they're admitting that it's "somewhat hazardous", that's probably an indication of an 80% chance of death.

Ordinarily I assume that a hot hatch with this many stickers and miles has been thrashed by an idiot in a flat-brimmed Monster hat, but this one looks like it's got some life left in it. First gen Focus had its problems, but they handle really well. NP

This isn’t a “hot take”, it’s a legitimate question. You should think harder about it. It’s at the core of what it means to be human.

Also, vote by mail. It works.

This is so goddamn obvious, it's proof of a conspiracy that it hasn't happened yet.