Never Forget

We have the technology! Children are our future! We can, must, and will, blow up the moon!

You don't get to the top of the industry buying your own cocaine.

Goodnight Moon II: The Revenge

Yeah it's annoying. I'm not even getting comment notifications and I feel like a jerk not responding to comments

So we’ve gone from Kinja not showing us links to where folks replied to Kinja not notifying us when we get our precious stars? Jesus Christ.

I think this was more about the allusion to the movie Hoosiers. Ted is giving a similar speech to the one Gene Hackman gives before the big game in that movie. But the joke is Ted’s speech can’t be calming or inspirational because Wimbley’s pitch is actually bigger. Where in Hoosiers the seating area is bigger but the…

Thank you for the “After Hours: London” shoutout! One of my favorite movies from that weird patch of the 80s. In the fantasy arthouse cinema I program in my head, it always plays in a double feature with “Something Wild”. But I’m certainly hoping Coach Beard runs into a Rosanna Arquette or Melanie Griffith, and not Ray…

I can sorta see multiple angles on this.

On the one hand, any artist forcefully rebutting why LGBTQ folk might see themselves in a TV-depicted relationship like the one between Bucky and Sam is going to reasonably get pushback. ESPECIALLY if you’re going to forcefully rebut an underdepicted minority group. And there’s…

So I Married an Axe Murderer is an under-rated masterpiece.

Something something 2 day delivery took a week something something ran out of oxygen, no one cried.

Man, it didn’t even take that long. When Maximillian shreds through that book and into Anthony Perkins...

I’m only exaggerating a little when I say that giving in to those morons may be the second biggest mistake America ever made.

I thought Phoebe Bridgers suffered from SNL’s usual mixing issues

For people who want a straight up creepy ghost story that was written for Christmas entertainment but doesn’t have a Yuletide theme, try Oh Whistle And I’ll Come To You, My Lad, by the famous M.R. James.

To be fair, this is part of the DCEU and sharing a first name has been shown to be critically important.

RELEASE THE COPPOLA CUT!!!!!!

I was going to say... in all likelihood he smeared himself all over Pacific Northwestern forest.

I’m like 90% sure that, in the middle of the 100 bad guy faces that breifly pops up in Ethan’s mission briefing at the beginning of the film, is a shaved Henry Cavill.