Never Forget

We have the technology! Children are our future! We can, must, and will, blow up the moon!

You don't get to the top of the industry buying your own cocaine.

Goodnight Moon II: The Revenge

Upside: they kept the air cargo scene from Uncharted 3, aka, the only good part of Uncharted 3.

The criminals are all okay, the explosions cushioned the blow.

It would’ve introduced it, not confirmed it.

Except it’s not an alias if you actually bothered to watch the old Bond films with any memory retention. He gets married as Lazenby then she dies and it sends Connery on a path to kill Blofield. And each subsequent Bond until Craig had an acknowledgement of Tracy dying in the 6th movie (Brosnon’s was probably the most…

I thought it was on par with Casino Royale. There were predictable parts in this, but since they haven’t spent an entire media campaign denying things that happen in the movie happen, I didn’t instantly get up and say fuck you when it happened like I did with the I am Blofield/Kahn reveal. The things that were obvious…

Why would MI6 replace Bond with his daughter? Is she a Skywalker now?

Brick separators are a thing??? I just remember beating the crap out of my nails and fingertips as a kid.

Yeah it's annoying. I'm not even getting comment notifications and I feel like a jerk not responding to comments

So we’ve gone from Kinja not showing us links to where folks replied to Kinja not notifying us when we get our precious stars? Jesus Christ.

I think this was more about the allusion to the movie Hoosiers. Ted is giving a similar speech to the one Gene Hackman gives before the big game in that movie. But the joke is Ted’s speech can’t be calming or inspirational because Wimbley’s pitch is actually bigger. Where in Hoosiers the seating area is bigger but the…

Thank you for the “After Hours: London” shoutout! One of my favorite movies from that weird patch of the 80s. In the fantasy arthouse cinema I program in my head, it always plays in a double feature with “Something Wild”. But I’m certainly hoping Coach Beard runs into a Rosanna Arquette or Melanie Griffith, and not Ray…

Well I, for one, subscribe to OnlyFans for the articles.

I can sorta see multiple angles on this.

On the one hand, any artist forcefully rebutting why LGBTQ folk might see themselves in a TV-depicted relationship like the one between Bucky and Sam is going to reasonably get pushback. ESPECIALLY if you’re going to forcefully rebut an underdepicted minority group. And there’s…

Something something 2 day delivery took a week something something ran out of oxygen, no one cried.

I’m like 90% sure that, in the middle of the 100 bad guy faces that breifly pops up in Ethan’s mission briefing at the beginning of the film, is a shaved Henry Cavill.