Whoa. Hold on. This is on DVD now??? So I need this, and the Jack Of All Trades set, so I can recreate Back2Back Action Hour!

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

That should be my band’s name.

When in doubt, always shoggoths.

That’s so much better than what I said I’m going to go curl up in the corner in embarrassment.

Or, you know, shoggoths.

AMC drama about how the crew was attacked by a native seal God set for 2021.

A good gag is a good gag, regardless of the calendar. This is a good gag. If they would have done it 4/1, nobody would have fallen for it.

this happened with every TMBG album I could think of. always two perfect songs in a row but there’s like, a weird sound experiment track or 40-second goofball track on each side.

for me with Chronic Town, the three side one tracks are on another plane of existence entirely (not that I don’t love side two).

I’ve seen a real bear - and footprints - and they’re big, but not 20 inches big. The bears, too. Went to Churchill, Manitoba a few years back and took one of theser tours. Here’s my money shot.

None of these idiots learned anything from the post-Lost craze, as evidenced by them *still* using it to promote their shows to this day (eu tu, The Crossing?).

For Fables I feel like you can take the first 5 songs and use any of the 3-song combos therein.

I don’t know how I spaced on this when I was doing a list a few minutes ago. What a perfect trio of songs.

Some that come to mind relatively quickly for me are:

I’d even add Harborcoat to the Reckoning list. That’s a pretty great four song start.

I LOVE “Laughing”!!

I thought Murmur would be a breeze but Laughing and 9-9 are solid but not great efforts, so the runs get a bit broken up.

Obviously the first three tracks of The Joshua Tree are objectively correct, but I will happily try to come up with an alternative.