Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

The only way that you could possibly say Josh Duggar isn’t a molester is if you are pushing the idea that he was also a child and the product of a home with damaging sexual beliefs who is really himself a victim. What in saying is, I’ll buy their argument if they’ll acknowledge that they are monsters who believe evil…

Keep your back to a pole. I’d rather brush up against urine than die.

Then I lay on the platform. Like when I'm transferring at the 72nd street station from the 2/3 to the 1, I lay on the platform.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

i think that question in itself is a dead end and a huge distraction from abortion rights, subsidized daycare, racism in criminal justice and maternity leave

Eh, bf and I both know it’s “a lot” for each of us. We’re both retired sluts. There’s something refreshing about being with a dude who was like “oh hell yea, I was a big slut. A safe one, but there were...a lot of ladies.” When he told me that I felt like I could exhale and be like “oh great, me too!”

less than Madonna, more than princess di.

That’s what you took away from this? She didn’t have to yell. That’s insane. If telling someone that is passive aggressive, then I don’t know what kind of VIP treatment you think this barista deserves when she’s literally humiliating customers for no reason.

The shiny gold legs, oh my god the shiny gold legs. Perfect.

omg they had me at Tamra’s pool baptism

Vickie Gunvalson.

These are all me, IRL, right now. DAYUM I love me some housewives.

Me

I’m not bothered by the porn. I’m bothered by the fact that Jeb decided that in 2005, in the twilight of the home video business, he thought it would be a good time to invest in the brick and mortor home movie rental busines. I mean, i know people can’t see the future. However, look at this nugget from Wikipedia about…

Looks like sexual assault in progress on the part of the cop. Total BS.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros, mother fuckers!

I was really struck by the scene with Kyle and Kim in Palm Springs, when Kim started singing her sad victim song about Kyle stealing her house. “You wouldn’t let me buy it! You sold it before I could even take my things out!” But then Kyle reminded her that they’d discussed their daughters co-listing the house, which…