I believe that's called sarcasm. Which everyone else seems to have figured out.

Don't you mean "different tits, different fits?" ;)

That little fucker (Cocaino @whiteboyLaflare) is STILL fucking tweeting. As of 27 minutes ago. Where the fuck are his fucking parents? Shouldn't a lawyer be telling him to shut the fuck up by now? And he's joking that now is the time to start dropping tracks. GAH!

It sure feels early for this today.

Jezebel Basic

Kid probably has Williams Syndrome.

Idk, Noah definitely lost his shit

HA! Check out the screen name too! "Youcouldbemine." Killing me!

Where there's a will to whine, there's a way.

Did you just "not all men" a Disney movie based on a fairy tale? How on earth can you find a way to take that personally? Amazing...

Somebody please remind me what the downsides are of winning the genetic lottery so my ostensibly-adult self doesn't have to spend the rest of the day envying a couple of kids.

He's a dog. She is too naïve to realize that it is over and he has had one foot out the door for some time now.

just to be ready to catch a baby if God saw fit to give us one

Dude. A life threatening bout of preeclampsia and miscarriage. God has sent you a message. You've got 19 kids. Count your blessings and close up shop already.

Yea, we should all name our kids "Dodai" instead.

No offense but your Dallas bro is off. Visors happen, but very rarely and not many of them smoke. Usually it's a beat up white cap that they wear and I don't know where you got McCoughey as a Brospiration.