It's not very likely but I love how there isn't like a 100 percent chance that that wont happen.

Ok that's actually hilarious. At least as hilarious as this fucking attack on human rights can be.

This is an especially funny quote to me because I mostly just remember Gore Vidal from that Simpsons joke.

haha they're gonna have to fence off his fucking grave, everyone is gonna want to piss on it.

No, I want flames on HIS face.

Friendly reminder that if Trump skipped 1/4 of his golfing trips it would cover all health cost of transgender people in the military for a year.

I just…hate him so much

That sentence does not end with an exclamation point.

Turns out the real Mooch was the friends we made along the way.

I hate all of these monsters but gosh darnit I kind of love The Mooch.

Well shit, I was gonna go see it but I only read the first 1 1/2 books a couple years ago, now I'm not sure I should.

wait, the movie is a SEQUEL to the books?! what the fuck??

Like, The Facebook, or The Netflix.

Matt Berry

Sorry. Laughing at his pain is the only way I can sooth my own.

Forgot about that! Yeah would not put the pilot on that list.

I mean, the fact that they live in the sky implies that The Earth is no longer hospitable for life, right?

I don't know about all-time, but I just got into My Hero Academia and it's very pure and good.

The pilot has Rick killing that one guy with his ice beam, and Rick treats Morty generally worse than he usually does, I think.

I really wanna hear Jerry's thought process when he was trying to figure out what the prostitutes were doing there.