You either die a hero or live long enough to let the world know you once used the phrase "beautiful human submarines."

Fuck yeah it was, Dr. Phil.

It would probably get awkward after he keeps saying the n-word.

I'm pretty sure his favorite food is graham crackers.

Simple Plan are still around?! Do they get new teenagers to listen to them or is it a nostalgia thing for their longtime fans?

He'd probably just talk about how this is just how all men talk in locker rooms. Even though the idea of grabbing the pussy would've never come into my mind without somebody else putting it there.

I would cry of happiness if I thought there was a chance of that happening, but I really don't think there is.

Because they have daughters! And everyone knows that you can't care about anyone who isn't related to you!

Did you watch Predator yet or are you saving it for tonight?

SQUIRREL GIRL CANT BE A VILLAIN SHE FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE AND NUTS

He writes like he's running out of time.

Except Lin-Manuel Miranda, he's still amazing.

Second only to maybe The Charlie Brown one, and I'm not even 100% about that.

If it helps, I'm pretty sure it's not Hey Arnold.

Well I think the idea is that if/when mankind has advanced enough technology to realistically stimulate an entire universe, they will probably use it a lot more than once. Which means that there are a lot more stimulated universes than the one real universe. Which means that there is a much higher chance that either…

So Cyclops was a good character until the comics got good?

Not technically the main Jean Grey, but she was pretty awful in Bendis' All-New X-Men.

I just love that South Park style of humor.

Is that the one where they talk about making Shadow of the Colossus, but with dunks?

Have you seen their Youtube show Monster Factory? It's one of my favorite things in the world.