How do you lose Porkins?

Some sort of walking clock?

January Jones being unable to play any emotions besides cold bitchiness certainly doesn't help.

Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories is like what your describing, although every episode is only 15 minutes long.

Making it such a specific beverage, and not something like water or coffee, makes it a lot funnier.

That episode had Book of Love AND Say Something!

I love that the assembly was about "diversity in third world countries."

It's on youtube.

They did, but now I'm kinda wishing they said lamp.

oh my god

What thread was this on?

They already reviewed all of Seinfeld, dude.

Joke's on you, Zach Snyder loves it when cities get destroyed.

I love how the painting baby had the hair of a balding man.

oh my god he's an autistic European George Lucas.

Naw man, everyone knows 24 is the highest number.

I've always thought that if Firefly got a second season instead of a movie that Simon would be the first main character to die.

When will people realize that instead of having a large woman, they could have several smaller ones.

Fix the door?

That mushroom monster became so much more frightening once it started saying mushroom facts. Something being capable of speaking coherent language but lacking the capacity to communicate freaks me out on a primal level. Plus fungus is inherently creepy anyway.