To be fair to Mariotti, the only reason he's doing these glamour shots in the street is because he's banned from the mall.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.

Can't blame the guy for trying to make the Maoist of the moment.

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

FUCK YEAH GREAT DANES

Not sure...

Wade:

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

His face looks like someone shining a black light on a rest stop toilet seat.

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

Well, so what? There's still a safe way to use cocaine and perform at a high level in baseball. Shouldn't MLB help him find that solution instead of punishing him?

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.