I'm half-joking about this, because my kids are generally pretty good about staying in bed (now). But... I used to sleep way better before I had kids - just consistent through the night sleep. The interruption of REM sleep for a solid two years has kind of ruined me. These days I'm lucky if I even get a single "+1."

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

How far can he throw a football?

Legends of the Stall

If only there was a detective available to help Allenby find the assailant. Someone exclusive to the islands.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

False. Watt drives YOU.

Let it never be said that you guys don't pull your ideas out of your asses.

He adores Sherlock, karaoke,...

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

He's going to have a hard next few weeks of Jury Doodie