I’m nervous too! But I have more faith now, as long as they get another writer and Maggie works on her weird accent.

I totally support you in that. My friend’s ex did the same. Romanticized the abuse as devotion, and refused to even watch the cartoon. It turned out she was dating 5 guys that didn’t know about each…

That is amazing, I wish I had been there

Stupid Stephen smiling and acting like he’s all interested/surprised to be getting a compliment. I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO DISARM ME INTO SAYING SOMETHING DUMB, SIR. GOOD DAY.

I cannot wait until I can claim my that my dad is old and doesn’t know any better. Or is a spy and just doing his job.

Agreed on everything.

She basically jinxed you. I blame her.

I also was mortified at my meeting w/ Stephen Colbert. *bumps fist*

OMGSH - A. I know that would make me cringe so fucking hard if that was my uncle, but I am laughing out loud at this.

Re: Harley Quinn

This girl who is semi-famous had an exhibit at my friend’s gallery which consisted of thousands of photos of herself shredded and put in a pile on the floor. She refused to put one of those rope borders around it because it, “ruined the experience.”

My dad has no impulse control too for touching museum exhibits. He’s fucking 66!

What is going on with them??

Man, I have def angry-cried in public due to similar situation(s).

My dad (who is edging on 67 now) touches all the shit he isn’t supposed to. It goes from, “Don’t touch that” to me loudly whispering at him about his white-male superiority complex and how he doesn’t think the rules apply to him as a upper-class, tall…

Oh. This was good.

Really?? Shit! Thank you!

Thank you!!! I think so too!

UGH - This. Man. Of. Yours. I’m so sorry.

My friend was just asked (as in this morning)to get out of her and her husband’s shared home because the guy felt life would be less stressful without her. (She pays the bills and does all the paperwork, but he makes more money than her so he feels it is “his house”.)

I peed clear for the first time this morning and I panicked until my roommate assured me this was how piss is supposed to look.

Ah you are somewhat right and I am somewhat wrong, whoops.

He did get between $40-$200 million when his dad died in 1999, but his dad gave him $1 mil for his first project. That project was set-up and given to Trump by his dad (his dad also provided all construction crews, and did a lot of the heavy lifting with…

Don’t forget the $40 million his da-da gave to him upon Trump starting his first business venture.

Um - The family down the street from me are known as the “Gym Leaders” on the block.

The two parents and their 7 and 10 yr olds work together to win the PokemonGo Gym near their house every few days. It’s fucking adorable to watch them high-five when one of them wins a match.

Side note- I appreciate you responding to criticism in a totally professional and cool manner. I think more of that is needed around here.