awww

It could still happen!! (PS lurve your username)

I commend you on your good choice in Life Goals™

I have a drawing I did in first grade based on WWW saying when I grow up I want to be Will Smith.

Because it looks badass

Even stranger

“Okay Taylor, you have a romantic make-out sesh with Tom on the rocks at 2pm”

I’m curious as to how two people set-up this sort of thing up. How do you approach the other person? I can barely message first on Tinder.

We stayed at that Disney-owned Hawaiian themed hotel last year and they had alligator signs along the lake. It would seem weird for one hotel not have the same.

Woo scrutiny! People I know in the CIA/defense department respond to all his statements like, “Do you really think we haven’t thought about this before?”

Also I’m listening to that podcast. Thanks for the suggestion.

That would scare the crap out of me. This one friend-of-a-friend brags about how his gun “saved his life” when he was robbed at knife point, but likes to leave out how his other gun was stolen out of the back of his car when he left it on the seat. Fuck knows who has that gun now.

I 100% do not believe that I could have helped in Paris, or any other shooting situation. I was not there, I have no idea what people did or how it felt. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be insensitive and imply that.

Sweet, this dude apparently has perfect aim and cat-like reflexes. And the strength to not be taken down by another attacker. Oh right, also his gun ONLY works for him, so if he gets disarmed or it gets stolen, no one else can use it.

Apparently everyone in fucking Western PA carries.

Both my BF’s neighbors own guns. I found this out by my friend assaulted walking to her car and the two of them running out of their house waving guns. The one neighbor being SO SO drunk and in no way should be handling a gun.