I could be wrong but I think GM is offering extra cash for people trading in Cobalts/G4s/Ions to. More incentive for people to consider getting into something else and dumping their old delta platform models.

Dave Grohl filming his own True Detective season on HBO

This is more awkward than a couple of Gizmodo commenters at a party.

Today's young people don't need the extra pockets. Don't pocket their cell phones as they are always in their hand. No job or car, so no money or license to store. And anything else they just leave at their parents' house.

"Funny story. I was in the Colorado Springs Applebee's, half-price 'ritas, y'know? Well I met this guy and he challenged me to a sixteen hundred meter race. I think, 'that's not very far.' Anyway, that guy Meb was fast."

You see he was playing in the L. Kekua memorial gym. All a misunderstanding.

Oh look, it's Milwaukee's new mascot.

Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.

My favorite part was when the guy got hit with the football

Who?

At least it's more interesting than "I hope you dance."

"We tried the B line."
-Station Nightclub Concert-goers.

Cool! Now I can understeer into a wall even faster!

You haven't made flowers on me for maybe three weeks. Makes me sad is all.

#RIP #TUESDAYNIGHTFIGHTS

That guy is wearing a tire as pants. Am I doing this right?

Congrats on being that guy. You win being "that guy" today.

[walks into Buck Foston's]

My heart goes out to guys like this. As an organ donor, I mean that literally.

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.