A-fucking-men.

There's nothing wrong with LW2's question.

You've uh, never seen an autocross before?

Man, if only GoPro had some sort of engineered device that allowed you to slide the mounting point for the camera out of the attachment or something.

That's a penis.

Asians.

No Jameis!

This guy is going to make for a great "30 for 30" in 10 years.

Whoooooooooosh.

1.) Germany barely has any unrestricted speed sections of the Autobahn any more. Just about all of it tops out at around 70-80 mph now. Traffic flow has killed it.

Except that you're pretty much completely wrong.

Just buy a bike.

What sort of ghetto hellhole do you live in where people steal wiper blades?

You and everyone else that lives in the midwest. Pretty common.

So it's worth one word?

Dammit. Beaten

I like to think he does the same movement he did with his glove to field with his TP.

Why?

Nope.

It's Jalopnik. The writers here love terrible cars. You already know this.