Yep.

You're welcome.

Allow me to call BS on your BS.

You..didn't?

You know the best part about that dumb article that Demuro wrote about wanting more "enthusiast" BMWs?

But that's what it is.

"torques", "pund" ,etc.

You see, there's this cool thing that BMW likes, it's called "money".

So, in other words, a Smart/Scion IQ competitor. Both of which are currently rotting on dealer lots.

Seeing as the current "base" US spec car has 114 hp, and the previous gen base cooper had 107, I'm not sure how you're figuring this is a step down with 134 hp.

Welcome to gawker-media sites.

In other news: The sun came up, fire is hot, water is wet.

Dude, you don't get it. Put your rage boner back in your pants.

I suppose this is where I chime in with the fact I haven't bought a console system since the PS2 and that I've got a nice custom built triple 42 inch screen gaming rig primarily set up for IRacing, Rfactor and various flight sims?

Think you just dated yourself there gramps..

Seriously though, second controller hasn't been a "thing" since the SNES/Genesis days.

You're about 20 years too late bro.

Day One console buyers, Kids.

Can we go ahead and declare the winner right now?

You..don't quite understand the game, do ya?

No Orange pie?