"Oh and I can't wait for Jezebel to pick this up and read women rightfully tear him to shreds."

Seriously, you want to talk about a meta-article..

Why?

Wait until you turn 30.

Do yourself a favor and actually *drive* a 1st Gen CRX-hf from the 80's with the 1.3 litre engine.

HOV Lane access with a single occupant in two of the largest and most congested areas in the Nation. That's why.

What's funny is that Columbus is generally referred to as "The San Francisco of the Midwest", for good reason..

So, one loses the ability the have hobbies and interests as well as the capacity for time management and planning when one has a kid?

Seriously, it's a big two-ton four door sedan with a huge trunk, what's preventing you from doing kid stuff?

No, probably not. It's a set piece in a movie.

A cardigans power-pop song from '97 is "Techno" now?

They're using an Aventador for the new Bumblebee, correct? Only constructor that makes an OEM size for that car is Pirelli.

You see, big companies write checks to other large companies to feature said product, often in major motion pictures. Often times, a product is dressed up to look like something else, as it is only being featured in a quick panning shot.

The internet, where everyone "knows a guy" and can get parts and services at 10% of actual cost.

Um, no.

Good luck finding a thousand dollar e30 that still has floors in it.

Which XFL team is this again?

Yes, if it's one thing the US market is clamoring for, it's more poorly designed small cars. Look at the gangbuster sales of the Dart, 500, 500l, Smart, Fiesta, 2, etc.

"Le Mans" is boring, while "Gran Prix" is an accurate portrayal.

Is going to a movie theater that big of an ordeal for you?