Nothing authentic? I beg to differ.

Just at home.

I married an OKC date and we are still married.

It's neither youth or skin, but Scientology for certain.

It's so hard to have a pet die, especially ones that are capable of feeling the bond as well.

I really like Tom-Yum or Miso when I am sick. And Tom Kha Gai. When I have a good soup, I like want to live on nothing but soups.

As could I.

let them spend 45 minutes in the bathroom because someone put milk in the coffee.

I grew up in between Hartford and New Haven and they would pretend to be rich. TBH we had a soccer team but only because we were too small for a football team. I have no idea what LAX is. I do have an accent but my family is older. I have the glottal stop, meaning I drop my ts and I also pronounce idea as idear. My…

Vegas seemed so much less douchey when then mob ran it.

only two.

I totally see your point and it seems the DC gay scene is just douchie tbh.

well sort of. We wanted to get married at Shoshone Point, but that was rented so we got married near the El Tovar, facing the Canyon then we had lunch there. It was great. We worked there so it was pretty damn cheap.

First marriage at an art museum, second at the Grand Canyon both under 2000 and one was way under two grand.

It seems every gay guy does bareback with a straight intern or something.

It would be better if it could be detected sooner then three to six months after exposure. That's the thing I'm weary of: the time lapse between exposure and the tests being able to detect the virus.

have you been on Secret?

Without the intelligence. He was suppose to be smart.

make it two Phyllis shaped holes.