How original. Wow. You have me beat.

Doesn't it get boring complaining? I mean it's an award show; its fake and we know this. Can we talk about something else perhaps something that maybe vaguely interesting?

My grammar is horrible in that sentence. argh...

My mother did lime jello carrots and cabbage grated finely.

Yeah, this sounds like me when I am driving. Then I feel bad.

Sure, is there a away to pm people on this thing?

I envy you, you had the ovaries to do it. I became friends with a lot of the homeless in Harvard Square. (The most educated bums anywhere.) And that pretty much ruined it for me. At that time the Square was filled with punks, goths, runaways, hippies, protestors, chess masters, old drop outs, cons, etc. there were a…

I wouldn't find it funny either and if I was her I'd find it a bit disturbing. I totally agree with you that she didn't use good judgement in expecting you to laugh at it.

You are boring me, have you ever considered living?

I hope so, it was lousy sex.

How was it?

Prozac was always one of the 'heh' drugs. It never really made anyone I knew feel one way or another.

Prozac was new, or at least newish in 1990. We tried everything, some of us, well the more pretentious one (me) wanted to believe we were doing things with intellectual reasons, sort of like Hunter S. Thompson or Jack Kerouac but with a vagina. Being a then blooming fan of Nick Cave, because of Dogs in Space, didn't…

Even though we seemed to have "popular" kids and cliques in school, I think they were just better liked. My class contained all of 77 people, a lot of us had been together since kindergarten or first grade (okay that was me. I was held back because I had speech problems.) So we all knew each other but some where just…

There size relates to both their heights and cocks. I think I got blotto drunk to forget about the sex.

I got arrested for endangering minors, even though I was a minor myself. I didn't rat on the provider of libations and some kid was found passed out cold, so the small town cops arrested me. I was drunk and stoned, and I had just started smoking pot (the next year I would start with LSD)and for some reason I would get…

The day I lost my virginity went like this:

I'm white and if I had a black boyfriend that wanted me to do this it would make me feel uncomfortable. I suppose it would sort of similar to a female asking for rape play. I'm not sure I would confide in a black female friend about this, but it would ultimately depend on the friend, the friendship and how well we…

No, it's not up to THAT court to decide.

Emotional support animals, while vital, are regulated different then service animals for the disabled. You can take service animals anywhere but not support animals.