@jjpember: SOMEONE PROMOTE THIS SHIT

@zenneth: I don't believe you've had a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

@Rachel Fogg: Pedobear is awesome. I love breaking out into his "lean forward, swinging arms" dance while asking my coworkers "hey guiz wuts goin on over heah".

@Lord Shplane: Define "good FPS".

@PSWii2008: Please, it's too sad. Let's not talk about this, guiz. The one time /ktku/ went too far.

@anabbeynormality: Rock Band.

@NeoStarr HD: Zoey and the Witch? YES PLEASE. I MUST SEE THIS NOW

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: potw

@jedbeetle: then you "meh".

@yantelope: I became one of the most feared Americans in TetrisDS from the bathroom.

@(zombie) buddhathing: XBD Phydeaux. Because "Phydeaux" was taken by a guy who is absolutely shitty at Halo, and even though it's only a silver account now, no amount of coaxing will result in him giving it up.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Hey wait a minute... I disemvoweled myself in a post as a joke. You're not talking about me, are you?

@EDGE: I knew there was one on the Mac that could maintain personal libraries, supported bar code scanning and would automatically display box art and stuff.

@Resident Diesel: cn't blv tht 'v nt sn dsmvwlmnt n whl. myb 'r jst rtrdd

@Liptons: No, actually, that's what makes our country so great. We don't HAVE to support the troops.

@Hardcore: Used to be that star commenters would be auto-promoted. Some accounts were not implemented correctly, however, and to fix that they'd self-promote. It's how it's always been.

@Mancomb Seepgood: No, you just can't insult a webcomic artist that an Editor likes and expect to keep your star.

@Janxer: If you have doubt, then the answer is "I shouldn't".

@MonsterMan: I'm probably older than you. And I remember my good times with Dark Forces, Unreal Tournament... Myth.

@quidsquid: wait, wait, wait, did you get confirmation of LRB import?