@Stix1313: Get a low key visualizer on there, use calming colours, set up a playlist of her favorite tunes complementing the moment ranging from the foreplay to getting into it and you bet your sweet bippy it'd be awesome for sex.

@LukeMakesMePuke: If he was gleaning driving ability from Forza, he wouldn't have gotten caught.

@bakagaijin: Oh, indeed.

@Kobun: I think this goes back to our back and forth about other related topics. It'd be best if Kotaku didn't post anything about Monster Cable because of the principle of the thing:

@bakagaijin: whaaaaaa???

@Gage Grove: Officially handed down orders from corporate, or per-store-basis?

@Fecal-Lord: If you say so, Fecal-Lord.

@spiderweb1986: Replying and approving red comments, if they're worthy, is a star commenter's job, though.

@Kobun:

@foofad: Comment approved so that you can explain yourself, young man!

@foofad: Oh snap?

@(Zombie) Kermad: Too bad, Owen promoted it first.

@Advent Chaos was Murdered by Ruri: I miss the old school Unocal 76 orange balls or the Exxon tiger tail you'd strap to your gas tank lid and let it dangle out of your car's orifices.

@Finstern: You pretty much only lose your star when you insult Tim Buckley.

@Cagmin: Am I the only one who wishes he'd get a blowjob when he purchases steak? Sincere question...

Meh, I've stuck weird things under my car's hood when at a show.

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: He was never on their side.

@Ultramoose: It was the only reason I was keeping my PS3 for a long while. After LBP and Home, and the first look of The Agency in motion, I gave up.

@Earthjade: There's no way MS would buy those guys out and off. Have you seen what they're capable of in the game videos released thus far? Absolute crap.