This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

The clear message from this, as well as the the Josh Brown situation, is that college and pro football teams are becoming more willing to swiftly punish a player who fucks up in some major way.............As long as it’s only the kicker we’re talking about.

I don’t know it’s hard to blow a .21 without having built up a tolerance. Feeling like shit will usually stop you before you get to that point. There could be something to the substance problem.

There is nothing here that suggests the man has a substance abuse problem, he has a decision making problem. There have been many times between college and now (early thirties) when I have been as drunk as Floyd in that video. The difference between he and I is that I called a cab, hailed an uber, or slept on…

I know that me saying that I’m a Patriots fan will get some hate on here but goddamn it, when they signed this guy it sickened me, but also made me sad. He clearly has a substance abuse problem and needs to get help. As someone who has struggled with alcoholism for years, it is a tough battle and most often a losing…

Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.

He’s just playing to his fan base...

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

It’s called the ‘you can’t fire me...I know things’ rule.

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The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

Its astonishing to me how he could make a movie as consistently funny as Happy and put out the mind-numbing crap he does now.

He had to be in on it, right? My man could have gotten seriously fucked up on those rocks if he didn’t clear them.

unsettling proportions

Again, are we sure the Seahawks aren’t just a bunch of assholes?