Sorry about being serious, but you can't use balls that have fucking slobber all over them.

How did you miss Andy Furry.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

Holy shit that clip was ridiculous - Demarcus Cousins coming in as the voice of reason? Who'd have thunk it

Except that Oprah could have realized what Erin was going through and made her producers make a back-up plan where if Erin still seemed too resistant, Oprah could have insisted that she not go on to do the interview and instead run reel tape of what Erin had gone through, had a psychologist on to discuss what happened…

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

9" too and i’m 5'10". i dont have, what i would consider, big hands. how the F#$@ does this QB have 8.5" hands?! he’s 6'3". that just seems tiny in relation.

I know I could google it but how exactly does one measure their hands?

That’s what they’re calling it these days?

Because it ... probably was? You should read articles before commenting on them!

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

Posted one above. Allowed my Uncle to die peacefully at home. Serious pain needs to be managed with serious pain medication.

That description baffles me—I broke a leg and would take a couple Vicodin every few hours, and I never felt euphoria. I even saved some when I was better, and would use a couple to dull a headache, which it helped slightly better than Advil. Is it me, or are some people more susceptible to its effects?

The fact that this drug is even prescribed to people is a crime. Incredibly dangerous, and his description gives you an idea of the feeling people get once they’re hooked.

He’ll soon wonder Wall will ever pass to him.