Bill Walton: Meet me in Temecula.

I saw this while at a bar last night. The sound was muted because we were playing trivia so I didn’t know what had happened. I thought he had rubbed bacon bits all over himself.

You are certainly bringing pouting nationwide.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

Wu Ke mistake.

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

You can see that Wideman takes a blindside shoulder to the head at the :25 mark, and then his head goes face-first into the dasher boards. He’s clearly dazed, hunched over and trying to make his way to the bench. At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he…

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

It’s shit like this that makes me wonder how excited I should be about the NFL returning to LA.

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Will never forget picking up some of the silver Rohtos at a Walgreens in a suburb of Chicago, and the teenage cashier immediately going “woooooah a-ha-ha yeeeeeeah man, I love these, they’re like waterfalls...for your eyeballs!”

• Rohto Cool Redness Reliever eyedrops

seriously. when did hazing become such a bizarre rite of passage? i played division 1 football and have never seen anything even remotely close to some of these stories.

On my high school basketball team, we were teammates and friends. These are people you spend many hours a week with. Why would you want to traumatize them? Why would you want them to hate you? Who messed up along the way to let it get this bad? This whole thing makes me sick.

“Matt Barnes was robbed.”

They seem worried about approaching the monkey. My bet is these monkeys are a hassle and aren’t afraid of humans. You see how quickly he lunged at the guy after he threw the shoe? This doesn’t strike me as animal cruelty at all, actually. I bet it would’ve been just as ugly if he approached and tried to ‘shoo’ him…

One of my favorite moments in TV news history was right after the shoe was thrown and Bush assumed a defensive but playful stance like “c’mon where’s the next one? I like this game.”