Am I the only commenter who finds 90% of the regular car reviews to be mind-numbingly tedious?

Yes he does. You know why? Because C&C is an event for people who enjoy cars and would like to talk about them with someone. Drop the pretense and just enjoy the show.

We just celebrated Independence Day, bro.

Mmm. Were your tastebuds burned off by said hot water?

I have the same attitude towards working retail and/or foodservice. Everyone should have to do it once

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

Timely; my girlfriend has bone cancer and the pain meds are getting harder to get from our doctor due to the Fed's crack down on physician's prescribing of opiates (aside from profound physician reluctance after a few high profile arrests of doctors, they require a signed contract for medical use of the pain Rx and…

In warm months i DD a 78 PUCH moped

its old, european, and highly modified

which means when i say DD i mean 3/5 of the weekdays i drive it no problem. The other two i take the bus or drive because my carburator has seized up, the fuel lines are leaking, the one cylinder engine is soft seized, my points ignition system…

This would be a better Easter Egg

Or, you know, wear sunglasses.

1. Point of Parliamentary Order: Sears didn't build (manufacture) the Allstate. As the article states, it was a rebadged Henry J, manufactured for Sears by Kaiser. Back then you could get just about everything through the Sears catalogue, including cars and homes.

They killed the HHR in a desperate attempt to find out why every single one of their design engineers were trying to scoop out their eyeballs with sharpened spoons.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

Holy god, that was the most canned, rehearsed-sounding speech I've heard in a long while. The tone and cadence were pure Sally Struthers PSA. I kept expecting her to tell us that for just pennies a day, we could ensure that poor Iowa school children would have more than one pair of shoes.

This boy will be the chosen one!

We are prepared to extract the seamen.

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