In my experience, the most rabidly anti-gay/homophobic people OBSESSIVELY read news about gay pride parades, etc.

I don't know if they're made any more but there used to be slide recorder devices, basically a small high-resolution monochrome CRT in a box, with a camera pointed at the CRT. Apparently they claimed resolution of up to 4096 dots horizontally.

he painted the car after he played

Because this is America and I'm driving a big truck, screw you nature.

GO THROUGH THE SMOKE COLE

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a…

Because when they have a lead in a case, and you're the primary suspect they take it more seriously when you don't spill any info. Vs if you're someone with direct proof you had nothing to do with the situation, and the investigation is going nowhere 9 times outta 10 detectives are't gona bother you. In this case…

You are entitled to your opinion.

You must not know much about copyright law.

Now, yes, but not always. There was a whole mini-applegate/zyngagate where many freemium games could have in app purchases without entering a password, in fact, tons of these freemium games were billed as "free" and no one knew they had in app purchases, which couldn't be disabled, or password locked. It went on for…

Which I don't get, because the Stanley Cup Finals have been nothing short of amazing so far.

There is a lot of respect there. It was a great series. As a Spurs fan my heart is broken but you can only beat yourself for so long. I cringed every time Ginobili had the ball in his hands the entire series. He has been extremely wreckless all playoffs long. I love Ginobili for everything he has done and what he has…

Thats some big fundementals right there

Good thing it's not a Water Simulator.

Those are two words that I never thought I would see together. Crotchless. Pantaloons.

And these lines aren't even the original script. I played a more accurate fan re-translation and was like "what the hell, where the hell is the best line?'.

Of course, this requires finding someone willing to have sex with you in a conversion van— I would imagine that's the tricky part.

Faxanadu is one of my all time favorite NES games. That game was awesome.

Actually, originally, Basch was the main character. Vaan (and I assume his dopey brother) was inserted late in the process because higher-ups felt that the game needed a more marketable protagonist. This had the unfortunate effect of diluting the potency of the story.

Daft Punk also helped produce this song.