That’s what happens when your passion in life is frequented by maladjusted aspies.

Exactly. This is basically a casting call that’s going to be filled by the Heritage Foundation and that is, by any sane measure, very bad.

He was a private equity guy that was specifically involved in arbitrage during his tenure in financials. He is the very worst of the worst and it was insulting that they had the gall to put him up for President in 2012 after what happened in 2007-2008. Fucking amazing.

You mean as a Progressive your candidate must be pure and clean. Liberals compromise everything away all the time, at least on the economic side of things. That’s essentially how we got here in the first place.

Nobody wants to pay for anything ever through taxes.

It came even before the gore and rape. Places like Kotaku were a got damned cesspit before they started starring people that actually contributed to the signal and not the noise.

I don’t think he did, actually. This American Life did a good couple of features on Flake. He’s just typical. Typical, hokey and a bit oblivious. I can totally see him not being really into what kind of shit is being reinforced by his overly online son. Like he’s probably miles away, figuratively speaking, to whatever…

I’m kind of a terrible person because if I saw that gigantic pile of refuse there, I’d have an almost irresistible urge to trash it, too. Day after day of running by that?

I used to think it was just money and avarice. That suburban white people were just FYGM and that was that. Recently though I’ve had the (mis)fortune of meeting up with people in my parent’s circle of friends who I knew growing up and I realized that there’s no talking to these people. I’m not white but mixed, and…

I work for a fairly large higher ed institution. The only reason we have landlines is as an emergency backup in the case our entire VOIP system goes down.

I honestly don’t think they’re a big enough business to get favoritism.

This is all that needs to be said.

Nah. Sessions is a piece of shit but he knows that Trump will never fire him because:

The GOP is not afraid of its base and its base is generally pleased with the way things are going right now. They are going to come out this November and, due to structural issues, they will probably retain control of everything.

She is just as much of a fucking grifter as her father. Never apologize to these fucking people.

This is fine: The Car.

I still maintain that if you were to dig up the back yard in the property he grew up, you’d find lots of dead woodland creatures (and probably a few cats and bunnies) buried in shallow graves...all mysteriously strangled.

He could probably also cull a bit of support from Peter King’s district out on the South Shore. Stuff like that.

It’s been an eternal truth with politicking and every good politician and political operative in the modern or classical or whatever era knows how to navigate it with skill. You’re dealing with an audience that, more than 80 percent of the time, will be disengaged or have its head up its own ass unless there’s some…

If they can devote six squad cars to this fiasco then they have nothing better to do because nothing is going on...even at 2 am in a city...and they fucking know it. A side effect of them swarming like this is that each and every one of them can have it logged that they responded to a distress call. This then becomes…