Good. It’s always enjoyable to watch shitlords be cranky.

Conservative humor takes punching-down as a central tenet. You literally cannot make conservative oriented jokes without it being at the expense of some out-group or targeted whatever in a weaker position. Almost always at targets that really are going through hardship. That’s why it fails.

Guilty.

I’m a downstater so Nor’easters are just a part of life. I never freak out yet...so very many people around this area who are FROM this area, do and it’s all like...you knuckleheads see this stuff all the damn time...what is wrong with youse?

“Yo, type in ‘eatdatpussy eagles’ and see if he’s done a video on this shit yet.”

I wish there was a groundswell of porn depicting condom application in a sexy way

Not for nothing but yeah, most people on this Earth kinda do hate black people. There’s a whole bunch of evidence for this.

But honestly, what has voting democrat done for (insert minority here) lately? The country made huge leaps and bounds toward equality back in the 50s/60s/70s, and compared to where we were, we got pretty dang close, but then we stopped

Also:

Political Action Committees are a Goddamned Cancer and are killing our civics. I would expect nothing less from Alabama because I saw the same shit in Florida nearly 20 years ago when they were doing this to John McCain in the Republican primary.

It’s not really fair to make this a 1 to 1 comparison though. They’re two different architectures.

A land war in Iran would be bad enough for us, but only really us. A land war with North Korea would immediately put our biggest trading partner on the ropes due to massive...massive..refugee movements and outright devastate another one of our allies/trading partners due to them being right next door on the other end…

You’d be short selling your BTC shortly into liquidating that much coin.

I’m assuming you’re an American?

Oh for the love of Christ.

Oh God, the arch on his back hurts me to even look at that picture.

You would have a point if the delegation we sent wasn’t a complete f*cking farce in the first place. The entire conference was structured around trying to meet our needs without emitting huge amounts of carbon and we sent a delegation who’s entire existence is aerosolizing and emitting huge amounts of carbon.

If it’s any consolation, my completely bog-standard macchinetta, which is nominally designed for 2 servings per brew, is completely consumed by single me every time.

If I had that kind of money I would totally have a choreographed fight scene between me and Donnie Yen.

Awesome! Thanks! :D