Jesus effin Christ, you are not serious...

As someone who has an unnatural love of both hatchbacks and station wagons, I have the most unnatural boner right now.

My father was a cop. We went out to a completely open, completely flat, freshly rained on parking lot and I learned how to recover from the car doing just about anything it’s not supposed to be.

Today I learned JDockstader’s mom is amazing.

Because they’re not.

It’s not even about the Constitutional Mandate...It’s that all of those firms have been involved in research and development of logistics and shipping for forever and unless Uber buys one of them, Uber is not catching up.

The business model they seek to disrupt is that of FedEx, UPS, DHL and USPS, and that’s what the grandiose valuation and long-term return vision is predicated upon.

These people are all fucking terrible. There is not a single person referenced in this piece that is worth rooting for.

Honestly, yes, a good speech can do wonders.

You get it.

By October of last year Ford had sold around 1.9 million vehicles total. Volvo didn’t crack 75K in the US.

But then the price would be wrong for the actual auto it was being placed in.

This is a joke. This is equivalent to all the billions the house of Saud spends on our military hardware and then has braindead people run it into the ground.

With a name like that.

Average weight of a generic plastic one is about 1.6 ounces. Round cost to ship to space is about $10,000 a pound of payload, so a grand even give or take.

You know, I don’t like the NCAA and think it’s sort of a load of bullshit, but we really need to get away with ‘well others are doing it too!’ excuse. That doesn’t matter. In fact, it points to a systemic cancer that permeates the whole thing.

Yeah, I was looking for some rage against the Papacy as well.

The Division, Dwarf Fortress and Maybe back into Dark Souls III.

Seriously. Archetypical ‘Chad.’

It’s actually pretty mind bending to me that auto repair shops would go to the absolute ridiculous extent to actually take a car down to the chasis...Like a complete strip...and then attempt to weld two different chasis halves together. I mean, looking down the long axis of the car you’re talking about the thing…

I can’t even be angry at this guy due to the narration. OH SHIT OH FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD! DSLKFj;leKJLVDBRERGGFMM..MY BUSCH LIGHT IS GONE!