You’re soft.

To be fair, in any decent district you usually need at least a masters degree, but this varies very...very..widly. Especially in southern and typically red states, the quality and staffing can vary wildly.

I can save you time: White people control the vast, vast amount of assets in this country...but only certain white people.

Depends on the state and district, but yeah, in many places it’s a dead ender job that is basically another place a middling skilled white person can go to get a job for life. Kind of like the police.

How do these fucking people pass through the hiring process in the first place?

Endodontists usually do root canals.

When you’re tiny and old, that’s what you do.

Mitch McConnell is fucking terrible. He is a truly terrible human being but don’t for a second think that he isn’t the most shrewd politician in Washington in a generation..because he is. He is terrible but he is really fucking good at his job.

She’s really bad at her job and that’s a testament to the state of things, or something to that effect.

Yes, they can all potentially get fried.

No, I’m mad at this bitch, sorry.

I’m actually surprised that Parker and Stone, who’s comedy spawned an entire generation of politically ridiculous nothing-matters dipshits, would actually hit this hard.

Money. The institutional rot that is Capitalism knows no bounds.

Now imagine him covering Long Tall Sally.

Guilty as charged. That shit is turrible.

You don’t get worked in the tombs unless that’s a euphamism for getting your shoes puked on. Tombs are single A, you need to get to triple A...e..g..Rikers..before shit gets half-real.

Touche!

“There will be no war..”

Martha Stewart would shithouse his ass. That battle is over before it starts.

This is the only right answer.