Seriously. This guy. Am I right?

Speaker of the House is the dead ender job for legislators that are never going to be President. In a way, it’s fitting that Boehner fucking skipped and left him as the only non-insane person to hold the bag. It sealed his fate, really.

See the problem with that is then it drifts into silly agitprop territory. These games were always somewhat agitprop but really...The US and Western powers in general are not involved in any real overt heroic action right now...

If you are spending more than a million dollars in Manhattan...Hell...if you are spending more than 750K in Manhattan you have to be in a profession that is going to eventually get you into ‘seven figure bonus’ territory.

You’ve never actually been around the block, have you?

Well they do actually have bill writers...The American Legislative Exchange Council. Unfortunately that organization is terrible and would never write a bill that was actually equitable for the people over interests of profit.

I hope the biggest, best-est gambling scandal ever seen in sports comes out of this. Really, I want it to be egregious...complete with hookers, blow, crooked players, crooked refs...crooked everything...and the mob.

Oh man, that double curb impact. Even after the explanation...even knowing it was coming...I still winced when he hit during the replay at the end. Yeesh.

Hey now, don’t be mean.

I honestly believe that the D’s not pushing back harder on it being associated with his name is the worst tactical decision they’ve made over the last decade. It would have been so much harder to push back on progressive tweaks to making the law better if it was widely known by its proper name.

I don’t know which age demo you fall into, but you may want to read this:

So majestic..

Ahh, I see. I figure it’s a positive point that he didn’t have to crack the steering column to get the car. Then again, does that even work anymore on modern cars?

This is what I’m sayin...How did this motherfucker get the keys...TWICE?

Nah, believe it or not, car theft really just isn’t high on their radar, no pun intended.

She is so hot...but she is so crazy.

I mean...I meant it in the most affectionate way possible! :(

He’s like bizarro world Henry Gibson.

I think it may be a case of not knowing the demographic? Maybe?

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