we all accelerate much faster than we used to

Seriously. Clothing manufacturers world-wide need to come together and make one standard that everyone uses.

Them are some nice mirrors, its like I helped work on the prototypes or something

Huh. When I had four removed in one go I just got sent home with some ibuprofen. This was ~1995.

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

How dare us, enjoying the feeling of shifting through the gears manually. Heathens, we are.

So the takeaway here is the only thing more obnoxious then Pewdiepie is his fans? Got it.

Seriously, if the damn flight attendant is laughing, what the hell is this kid’s life going to be like in middle school? School children are evil. To quote John Mulaney “They will get to the thing you don’t like about you.”

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

why not, if you really really must, just name the kid Abcity or Abcidee?

For the love of God people, always laugh behind someone’s back!

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

My first though here too. This doesn’t make either of us horrible people, but that mother? She’s a horrible person for burdening her daughter with a laughably stupid first name.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

Something tells me you’re not difficult to lose

Why is every shifting rational about speed? Some of us just want to have fun.

Or maybe it has something to do with them poking your soft gums with sharp point objects almost as hard as they can.