"retreating to the quiet safety of his role executive producing Netflix’s VeggieTales TV show."

POLICE OFFICER: "sorry mr. willis, we can't arrest these violent criminals since they're black, and Obama made it illegal to arrest black people because of racism"

Now there's a story I identify with.

The fun thing about The Last Knight was how clear it was that the writer's room came up with a bunch of cool ideas for Transformers spin-offs, and they decided to put every single one into the same movie.

If only all these ridiculous people who are sensitive to depictions of rape could be like you, the reasonable man who is sensitive to reasonable things, like people criticizing the use of rape in a tv show.

It's funny that you think you aren't included in those hundreds of millions.

Yeah man it's almost like people have different reactions to rape than they do to killing/hurting, like everyone else in this thread has been telling you over and over.

I know it's two days late but whatever, I hope you never have sex with a woman, because your ideas of consent are seriously fucked up.

Yes, discussions about rape are the perfect place to belittle and insult people who are sensitive to the topic, if you're a huge asshole.

It looked more like a coyote, which are pretty small and you can scare away by making loud noises and waving your arms.

I think the trope of "futures where people talk in goofy versions of modern English" is pretty common.

I'd say it's schadenfreude mixed with a deep, existential terror? And since terror is the same in German, it's… terrorfreude?

It's pretty obvious that most conservatives just want a pretty blonde woman to tell them that their racism is ok and that they're smart and right.

They could have not made a blockbuster action movie where the big pivotal set piece is a card game?

I saw it for $3 at a second run theater and I feel like I got my money's worth.

Hey man, even Austin Powers was more clever than that.

Come to think of it, a raunchy Sausage Party esque parody of these movies could be pretty fun.

I've never met a Nazi but I disdain them pretty hard.

Some people are worthy of disdain.

Great, next time get your Democratic candidate to do that everywhere and knock of the "Berniebro" shit, and maybe we can win something.