I'm agreeing with everything you said except your characterization of Sanders. The man endorsed Clinton.

No he fucking wasn't, and you know he wasn't, I know he wasn't, and we both know that you don't actually believe any of this bullshit, you're just trying to score debate points against the other team on the internet.

I don't see why I can't be both clever and smug.

And this dumb Chinatown movie… they don't even get to Chinatown until the very end! What gives?

Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck could be great as their respective characters if only they got a movie that used them well. Heck, Affleck's Bruce Wayne was the only good part of BvS.

One of, if not the most iconic superhero movie moment is a kiss.

This is my biggest issue with the Guardians movies, which I generally like. Every single time it seems like a real vulnerable moment is about to happen, they undercut it with a joke.

In his defense, Sucker Punch seemed like it was trying to deconstruct some of these misogynist tropes. I mean, the sexy babes in battle sequences are framed as women trapped in a brothel performing for gross men.

Until an episode of Entourage is observed, Vince is in a state of simultaneously doing and not doing the movie.

I will NEVER forget this.

The movie biz wheeling-and-dealing inside-baseball stuff was fun, at least in the early seasons. The more it moved away from that the worse it got (is there a fictional couple less interesting than E and Sloan anywhere in the universe?).

This is how I feel about the Twilight movies. Dudes love to act like that series was poisoning the mind of teen girls with its indulgent fantasies and toxic messages. But most of the action movies I loved as a teen boy (and still love) have similar indulgent, toxic messages, just directed at boys. And I was able to…

*Dougie voice* rat bastard

I mean he's totally wrong about Inside Out, but you don't have to throw Oldboy or City of God under the bus, they're great too.

I've been on the ride you're referencing (I think), and it's not really anything like Inside Out. It's more about bodily functions.

YOUR SOULS ARE NOW MIIIINE

You should check out the Mummy ride at Universal Orlando.

Battleship is an ok movie to unironically love though.

Yeah my dad took me to see the Mummy and I got freaked out almost immediately and hid outside the theater.

*Brendan Frasier voice* benNY