I want nothing but bad things to happen to all of these people.

She turned me into a newt!

Wallace Shawn says that in My Dinner With Andre in exactly the same tone.

It was my first experience with Michael Caine. He kills it.

Yeah I didn't realize it until the second movie. I was a kid! A dumb kid who didn't watch SNL!

I will never not laugh at Seth Green's goofy Scott Evil run.

He basically did exactly that as Lex Luthor in Superman Returns.

In all fairness that Jerry Springer bit is still pretty funny.

The cross-cutting is terrific. It builds tension across each scene simultaneously until we hit a 4-way climax.

I'm sure all the conservatives lamenting that racist dickheads aren't being allowed to speak at any college venue they want will fight equally hard to defend these protesters!

If you watch any of Lucas's student films (they should be on Youtube), they're all atmospheric experimental tone pieces; essentially, nothing more than images and sound. Star Wars functions in largely the same way, by being a series of striking image and striking sound that combine to create a single experience that…

I mean the 4 way battle at the end of the movie is one of the best parts of the Phantom Menace.

James Bond did too. Hell he literally rescues a young freedom fighter who looks more than a little bit like young Osama bin Laden.

He just likes campaigning more than he likes being president.

Trump: "I would have done a way better job handling that than whatever dummy was president at the time!"

Yeah, this Trump guy has got to get his name out there somehow!

CNN can be both right in its journalist's criticisms of trump, and also a generally shitty news organization.

The secret to being informed is to get your news from a variety of sources and be as skeptical you can. It's not, like a lot of trump supporters seem to think, ignoring all outlets that disagree with you and blindly following the ones that do.

Plus the "secret area with a bunch of rooms full of enemies" has been in like every other Zelda game, for free. I mean I never got more than like 5 rooms in before losing interesting and going back to exploring in all of them, but still.

the bad guy from die hard