Yeah, when you put it that way, you still sound like a giant bag of shit.

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

I think the Redskins should just rename themselves the Washington Americans so right-wingers would look bad for complaining about the new name.

Right? Why is Twitter frustration ever equated with censorship? I remember someone on the A.V. Club accused me of silencing Bill Maher cuz I condemned his use of a racial slur. Me, a random commenter on a barely known culture website, was apparently silencing a man with a fucking television show.

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We did make Blazing Saddles today, it’s just that it was called Get Out.

Ha, that’s what I always think whenever I hear this argument. The way movie-making currently works is way more of a hurdle than any bullshit about “PC culture.”

Why did I spell “Albuquerque” that way?

I think the issue white boys are having is assuming that every time a woman is hired it’s just to “have more women” and not because of their talent.

Here’s my reply:

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I’m reminded of when I was watching a Parks & Rec rerun the other day. Leslie had been awake for something like 40 hours because of telethon, and she drove to Ann’s house afterward. The joke was that she was so sleepy she parked her car on Ann’s front lawn, and I found myself wondering if you could get away with the…

Everyone that claims to be a Rick, is actualy a Jerry.

Rick and Morty does that interesting thing that dime novels and gangster movies used to do - it condemns its mostly reprehensible central character all the time, but also allows viewers to revel in and tacitly celebrate their transgressive, anti-social qualities. (Lots of pop culture does it, then and now). But…

I’ve been saying this for years: Fuck fans. You don’t own shit, you didn’t do shit, you’re just a customer. You don’t like the product anymore, go shop somewhere else. You’re not entitled to a goddamn thing.

This has been the best season of Rick and Morty so far so way to go ladies.

Ah yes, the both sides are bad comment.

The Republicans are fucking insane. And their base is dumb as shit.

That’s all I got. Poor people will watch their children die, and then put on their MAGA hats and smile. We’re a nation of fucking idiots.

Everything about the modern Republican party is downright insulting.

The rich people that would get tax cuts are very real.