Dummies! I saw Santa down at the mall for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Suckers! I didn't even pay for any of the photo packages! Shove it up your butt, Santa Industrial Complex!

That still isn't HALF as weird as that elf that spies on your family. My god, is that creepy. If you told me I'd have to give you $7k or take an elf for free, I'd fork over the $7k.

How many of these are occupied by Bond villains?

I think turning them into hotels is a brilliant idea.

I want a Million Woman March, and I want it now. Who's with me?

members of the two races had ... different traditions: the junior class plans the white prom, and the senior class plans the black prom.