phonydanza
Phony Danza
phonydanza

Did you just have a stroke?

It clearly matters a lot.

No matter what you believe, this is nonsense.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but

Hillary blew a 3-1 lead.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

Shit. Im on the verge of tears. Between you and a few other commenters, i am now really close to actually crying

Can the rest of the night just be NBA highlights? I’m seriously beginning to worry about things

As a Texan, I sympathize.

You’re watching Anne Coulter on Yahoo. Any pain you feel is really your own fault.

Goddamnit Redford, stick to politics!

Cool assist.

I fucking hate living in Florida. If you go to any of the major cities. Pretty educated, well informed people.

I’ve always stuck up for my home state of Kentucky when someone talks about it being full of uneducated rednecks, but it turns out that number is somewhere in the neighborhood of 65%. I am apparently surrounded by assholes.

But your map isn’t interactive. I should be able to make the good states blue and saw off Texas and Florida.

The only thing more destructive than electing this peckerhead would be shooting him.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Hope everyone’s okay