Well if you're going to be a snob, might as well go all the way, ahem: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! CLA IS WRONG WHEEL DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

When you sold these, did you have to lie through your teeth or did the incentives help a lot?

As opposed to your DIN radio and 2 plastic knobs? Yes.

I clicked on the iPhone 5s link but it doesn't say anything about the deal on the site. Will it be at the store?

Verizon Moto Xs are getting them now.

TIL WRX is available in Auto

So if I just root and flash a custom ROM on an LG G2 I'm golden? Cool beans.

CP. I bet I could buy a used G35 or G37 sedan with that money.

As someone who had 4 iPod 4Gs die a few days after warranty expired, I came up with my own similar conspiracy theories. It's more plausible than you think.

Eh the rear headlamp housings on the CLA looks like they took it from the GenCoupe. Everyone copies from everyone at this point.

I say put in the 2.0T from the Sonata/Optima and then make a commercial about them working out some more.

So why are these fads considered bad when Jalopnik approves of DONK and STANCE?

It's not a design feature of a car, just an idea to try to improve car sales.

As a New Yorker who recently went to Toronto, I call BULLSHIT:

I'm sorry but there's a big mistake you've made with this article. Mega Man is NOT a "Killer Robot", but rather a "Super Fighting Robot". I hope that helps clear things up.

Quoting one of the worst Batman comics ever. Nice.

You mean ugly.

Don't you mean tC? It's right below this post!