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Just FYI cosabella has incredibly comfortable lacy underwater that stays put and is soft and pretty and wonderful.

Look I just want to chime in again and mention this one time that I dated this guy who SUCKED but for some reason we immediately fell into an unspoken Thursday + Saturday schedule and it was the greatest fucking thing in the entire fucking world because it was essentially a sex schedule and it ruled.

I think my favorite thing about jezebel is the random stuff I learn in the comments.

Can you imagine if they ended it like that? JLaw kills Pratt after he goes nuts, and then the movie ends with her doing the same thing - researching one of the guys in hibernation before awakening him so she can have a companion? That would be dark.

One place I worked threw their holiday party on a Saturday and straight up 10% of the office showed. Fuck you for thinking Im schleping my ass out on a day off to see those fools. Friday or GTFO

Im really stoked about the ACLU getting that funding. Good on Heard.

Thank you. Yes to all of this. It’s been Jess ever since that episode when he showed up and yelled “WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” at Rory.

I lost it when she went to that job interview completely unprepared and then threw a hissy fit when people didn’t kiss her feet for turning up! Oh yes, because the job was sooooo beneath a not-really-employed freelance journalist who only had one actual great story on her resume so far. And how dare her employer

Okay I am sure Emily and Richard gave her a trust fund, but how many times can she keep flying back and forth to London - at the last minute 50% of the time, especially because she later claims she’s broke.

she was well known enough in the Netherlands at one point.

Just finished. I enjoyed it, in that it passed the time while I worked. But man did it remind me of all the things that annoyed me about GG originally.

GOD WE NEED MILLIHELLEN BACK SO HARD

Internet hugs for referencing the glory days of ANTM. I loved Joanie.

It’s like I learned from the season 6 episode of America’s Next Top Model where Sara copied the way Joanie posed with an elephant. If you’re going to copy someone, you at least have to make it better than that person’s. That is not what Kylie did.

I live in sports bras and have discovered that the intricate/fussy strap designs are really impractical. They restrict movement, pinch your skin, create “fat rolls” in the weirdest and most unnatural places, and they are a bother to take on & off.

If you are looking for clothes that can take you from your workout into the rest of your day, you are either doing your workout or the rest of your day wrong.

So to review:

in her defense, he may have had a book in that hand.

Who would have thought we’d be nostalgic for Gwen and Chris’ “conscious uncoupling” BS?

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.