D Wade and Gabrielle Union > Steph and Ayesha Curry

Lol

Not them though, because Jesus. Jesus is the answer.

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

I've said this before and so have others, but before Lemonade, I didn't connect to her perfectly-curated image. Lemonade felt so raw and emotional and had something real to say.

YASSS. I love this Beyoncé. I finally connect with her as an artist. Lemonade did it for me. Fucking badass. She makes me feel like a natural woman.

I thought the whole Judy King persona was definitely a put on, to one degree or another. That’s why, in the last episode, it was so powerful to see the real Judy lower her head into her hands.

I kinda wish we’d gotten that gospel from Cindy and Taystee that they mentioned....

Lolly and Suzanne’s backstories made me SO sad. The coffee cart! Employee of the month! God, these women were working so hard to make it in the world, maintaining generous spirits despite their circumstances...ugh

I think sociopath girlfriend is in for it, being that she’s texting in the prison ladies’ room, hose down, as the riot incites. God, I hope so. I fucking hate her. The fact that Fig comes across as 3000% more evolved than her really says something.

Luckily for me my SO (who doesn’t care for the show) was out of town, so I was able to hole up in my house binging the show over the course of three days.

She’s elated because she’s broke and living in Sonja’s attic and now has a way out.

Wow you sure can tell a lot about somebody (the brother) from just a picture! You should really try to market that, I bet it’d be quite profitable.

SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.

THAT’S ON HULU???

Reality Tea compares it with Lisa Rinna’s brand of truth cannon

The entire three episode arc is (satchels of) gold! Kelly’s misuse of “turning lemons into lemonade,” saying she only eats unprocessed foods and immediately following it up with her love of gummi bears and jelly beans, and that batshit phone call to Jill. I may grab a bottle of pinot on the way home and rewatch on…

Do you know how they’re all coked out at the end of Goodfellas? This was like that. The best.

It’s on a par with Ramona mangling Reggae.

That’s a good brand though. The Breathe Easy and Throat Coat are fantastic when sick.