Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

As an optimist I have to point out that intermittent Larson is better than no Larson.

This is the only and appropriate response to ANYTHING from Pill Cosby.

“The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, ‘Suck my dick.’ “I don’t give a fuck. “Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit.” He said, “Do people laugh when you say what you say?” I said, “Yes.” “Do you get paid?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Well, tell Bill I said: ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut…

Carlos? 

I kind of bought him as Jack Ryan, tho. Ryan is supposed to be the everyman hero, and I think Krasinki nailed that part. I never saw Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck or Chris Pine as an “everyman” anything.

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

No worries, they are white, and when have have white people gone off the rails and started shooting up the joint, or sending bombs around?

Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. This sounds promising. Do you have a whitepaper?

All y’all can suck it. Because this was the only way to get a good-looking Golf in coupe form in the States for some time. And one of the only liftback coupes left, as well. Everybody here bitches about boring cars, then cheers when someone kills off a weird, interesting car that could have just been a commuter. Boo.

Does this mean it will stop production in Mexico in the year 2060?

That kind of money is for corporate tax write. That’s how the rich do it. They form a corporate shell company and make all major purchases/lease/rentals through it.

I looked into the subscription services a few months ago when preparing to buy an new car. While Care by Volvo seemed like an ok value, many of the other plans (Cadillac, Lincoln, BMW, etc.) were outrageous. I don’t know how you justify paying over a grand a month to subscribe to a BMW when you can lease one for a…

BMW, for example, has multiple pricing tiers that grant access to different vehicles ranging from $1,099 to $2,699 a month.

I’d rather us focus on the fact that The President just told people who look like me we have less value to him and his party than foreigners in Norway.

How about we don’t spend Martin Luther King Day talking about websites by white supremacists?

What’s it like knowing you’re nothing more than a small cog in the videogame hype machine being leveraged in this instance to write 400 words about a single tweet?

You should read the book. It's much, much better.