knew there was a reason I like you Dean

Yeah, I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come. They got some crazy women there and I'm going to get me some.

"You know, maybe I'm against the grain here but I'm not sure people will immediately resort to barbarism in the apocalypse. "

Prefer their take

I'm just here for the gasoline.

Got mine all ready

"Think how stupid the average person is. Then you have to realize that half the people are dumber than that"

Film at 11??

Did Whedon change his name to Lucas?

But, you have the patience to sit in a crowded theater after paying $14 to sit in a cramped seat, eating overpriced junk food?

There is always the concept of "conspicuous consumption". How can you sit in Starbucks, writing the NGAN (Next Great American Novel) unless your laptop is the newest and most expensive? Cheap is for losers.

"Just think how stupid the average person is, then you realize half the people are dumber than that."

Does the word "metaphorically" hold any meaning for you?

you'd just have to watch out for weird ads on the TV

been done, but you have to be a Japanese girl for the upgrade

it would seem that a delete key would be a necessary item

Oh puhleeeze !

I live on Avenida Insurgentes in El Centro, right now there are 4 Bugs parked in front of my house, and mine is in a estacionamiento

Surf's Up !

So easy !